For You Real Old Guys - Here's the Plan

When you get to the point where you know that you can't take care of yourself anymore and your just going to be a burden on someone or end up in a nursing home - here's what you do - you give everything you own away to your surviving family so that you are basically broke - then you go and rob a bank - you don't want to use a gun so that you don't get shot - just hand the teller a note - if you get away with it you have a ball with the money but keep robbing banks until you get caught - they put you in jail where you get free food, medical care, and everything that you would get in a nursing home except that you don't have to pay for it - they will in all probability put you into one of those prisons where non-violent white collar criminals go which often times is more like a resort - much nicer than a nursing home - oh, when your in prison drop me a note and let me know how things are going -

Ok but I would like to be let out for the summer.

LOL You're a riot Joe. I thought I would just head off to Hawaii, run up my credit card as high as it will go and pass over the Jordan in Hawaii. :)

I saw a homeless guy in maui.
I didn't feel sorry for him.