Fishing Joke

She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure


Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.


I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.


I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'


My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'


I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.

haha.......

I was asked to speak at a retirement dinner with about 80 guests not too long ago. The honoree was an avid angler,so,I told that joke. It took all the ladies present about 5 minutes to stop laughing,but,with all the men.......it didn't take 10 seconds.