Originally Posted by
Fenelon
I'm pretty sure the stool to body mass ratio thing is a farce. I once had a buddy who got bunged-up on a 10 day canoe trip from eating trail mix, chicken weiners, and Kraft dinner. He was a small-framed dude, maybe a buck ten soaking wet. We were on the way home in the truck and he ate some old white bread with a cold can of Scarios. Another ten kilometers down the road and he started to sweat. Then came the sqeals and pinging sounds. He screamed "pull over....NOW!!!". What fell out of him was not of this world. An honest to god nerf football stool, easily as big around as a loaf of rye bread. The poor kid did this alone, without a breathing coach. We all stared in silence for we new we were in the presence of a greater man.....
