Some badly needed good news

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Originally Posted by flowerjohn

I agree terrym. The problem with these opportunistic taxes is how they flow down the line. Example. Carbon tax. The newly elected liberals could possibly decide to affix a meter to every taxpayer's and everytime you let one go you pay a fee. Some private contractor will make a fortune off the meter and when people begin to get their bills in the mail they will worry that they are eating too much fibre. So they will stop eating beans and other healthy stuff to save on the farting tax but eventually they end up at the doctor because the colon is not feeling so healthy from eating too much rice and pasta to keep the fart meter from going off. Increase in health care costs. So. The government begins a multi million dollar publicly funded ad campaign to let people know that if they take their fibre after nine pm the fart tax will be discounted until six am. That is when they will have to eat the good stuff and fart away only to have to hold the collective rectum in check by six am since the emissions will become more expensive. Does any of this sound familiar?

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Actually Health care is Provincial jurisdiction so you can assume that Wynne will "de-list" that from OHIP and she will say that the windmills were put in place to dissipate the gas. See, it's all good.

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Originally Posted by trimmer21

Polls,schmolls. Never before in the history of any democracy since the fall of the Berlin wall has the media attempted to influence an election outcome like the Toronto Star,The CBC,the Globe and Mail and the National Post. EVERY polling company is paid and run by the media. They can make any poll read however their paycheck signatories dictate simply by targetting specific demographics. Rocket science it ain't. The ONLY poll that counts is on election day.

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True enough. But polls probably do have a real effect on how the uninformed end up voting. Sheep will be sheep. So polls aren't necessarily accurate as recent history has proven but they can't be totally discounted. Still a long way to go before the real one.

You guys are killing me , but scaring me at the same time. Lol. Fart tax. Lmao. Sad thing is I wouldn't be to surprised.

I am not ashamed in any way to say that i have been helping joe oliver in my riding. He's a decent hardworking no bs guy. His opponent marco mendocino stopped into my store today and i asked him as a young guy why he would give up a lawyers pay for a politicians pay. He said he wanted to help people. So i asked him" dont lawyers help people?" He didnt know what to say.

Jesse Ventura (ya,I know) was on CNN the other night and he said that his Dad told him that all politicians were crooks. When Jesse asked him what he meant. He said "What idiot would spend $10 million to get a job that only pays $200K." Think about that for a minute.

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Originally Posted by flowerjohn

I am not ashamed in any way to say that i have been helping joe oliver in my riding. He's a decent hardworking no bs guy. His opponent marco mendocino stopped into my store today and i asked him as a young guy why he would give up a lawyers pay for a politicians pay. He said he wanted to help people. So i asked him" dont lawyers help people?" He didnt know what to say.

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I don't care who ya are, that right there is durn funny !!!!!

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Originally Posted by terrym

I don't care who ya are, that right there is durn funny !!!!!

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And to boot the little sob sits in church every sunday with us all since he got nominated and i have a mind next sunday to ask him how he could run for the liberals as a church going catholic given that he wasnt even allowed to seek the liberal nomination unless he was pro choice. LOFNL!

Yes thank you for that mosquito. I was being not harsh in my post but from some of the literature I have seen the liberati will be ok with abortion in the third trimester. Come on!!

As a catholic he really shouldn't be sitting in the pew.

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Originally Posted by HaroldH

I'd say Fortunately!!! Bring it on!!!

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I'll have to disagree !!! But hey ya, you could be onto something here!!! I mean Ontario is in excellent shape???? Right????? Let's see if we can bring all of Canada up to the great level of governance we are receiving here in Ontario. Lmfao.