Originally Posted by
Fenelon
Be careful boys! Make sure you have a ring on the girl's finger before you eat that mason jar moose meat around a woman. I had a feed of it once and it almost cost me my marriage. The stink that came out of me a few hours later literally made my wife vomit. At first I thought it was funny, then after a dozen farts I was asking God to make it stop. We're talking the kind of death stink that gets trapped in the foam core of a truck seat, then comes out to play even two weeks after you drilled the fart into it. I've be seriously warned that I'll be coming home to an empty house if I ever eat another jar of it! You young, unmarried lads can thank me later.