Originally Posted by
zoli 16ga.
The story COULD have gone like this -
News flash!
A mother and two children were mauled to death, next to their home, by a sow bear with three cubs.
The bear was seen several times in the neighborhood days prior to the attack. A resident hunter near by, said he had seen the bears the night before, but said he did not want to do anything about, it in fear of being charged.
The Ministry, in the past, has also failed to take action when called for similar situations such as this. The Mother and children will be sorely missed.
The ministry, when contacted, stated " they are unsure about how to deal with situations like this, and advise people to shoot bears, that may face a danger to the public.....but....also advise that the shooters will face charges until the ministry spends millions of dollars on a study about how to deal with nuisance deadly animals.
The police have no comment.
The fictitious reporter