Originally Posted by
Fenelon
A 95lb black Lab and a bag of kibble has worked very well for me in the past. As soon as someone disrupts my sleep and starts to rudely snore, rather than let them sleep while I stare at the ceiling all night, I reach down into the kibble bag. I throw a handful of kibble into the darkness, towards the person who’s making all the noise. You then hear the snoring abruptly stop, followed by profanity when the snorer starts yelling at the black pig dog who’s on top of him in the bed, rooting around the bedding like a truffle hog. If they start up ten minutes later you just do it again. Absolutely priceless in the morning when you see them at the breakfast table with big black bags under their eyes, complaining “ that big gd black dog was up on my bed all last night”. Never gets old and I’ve yet to own a “Blackie” that doesn’t like to play the game! Only thing better would be to do it with a 95 pound black and tan or blue tick hound with a stinking greasy coat!