Merry Christmas

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Originally Posted by Dythbringer

jaycee, we both know you will have to split the meat with me seeing the condition your knee is in right now. You will shoot them but you will need my help getting them off the roof and into the house. Besides, if he hits my house first, I will just put an arrow through Rudolph. Nice and quiet. Neighbours won't hear a thing.

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Hi. Dyth, our roof is aluminum that looks like cedar shakes, no need to climb up , very slippery, out here in the country , no one cares about gun shots and I can load the reindeer onto my large plastic toboggan and tow it down the road to the butchers.
As for the sleigh it remains on our lawn as a decoration , possession is 9/10 of the law.

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Originally Posted by jaycee

Hi. Dyth, our roof is aluminum that looks like cedar shakes, no need to climb up , very slippery, out here in the country , no one cares about gun shots and I can load the reindeer onto my large plastic toboggan and tow it down the road to the butchers.

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Well with nine reindeer, you might need some help dropping all of them. Hey, I just realized something. Wouldn't reindeer be considered an invasive species because they aren't native to Ontario (I realize caribou are but these aren't caribou)? Old Auntie Wynne might give us civil awards because of our heroism.

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Originally Posted by Noseyarentcha

Oh my gawd!
You hunters will say ANYTHING.
Santas reindeer are an Endangered Species so you better not touch 'em.
Don't worry Jaycee, I will just take the reindeer and the sleigh off your roof for you in a safe, humane manner.
Prolly not a good idea to hang out with Dyth anymore.
Can't you see that he is only in this for himself?

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Since when did reindeer become endangered?

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Originally Posted by Noseyarentcha

SANTAS reindeer.
They are special.
They fly.
Don't worry Dyth....Jaycee just pm me and told me that I can take the sleigh and the reindeer. After the loots unloaded then he's gonna come over to my place.....can't tell you what his plan is from there but he did ask me if I had 9 strong ropes....not sure what he needs those for.

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They fly because he feeds them special reindeer corn, everyone knows that. No special corn, no flying ability. The flying ability isn't a genetic trait. He can just get another reindeer for next year. According to this:http://mentalfloss.com/article/17509...other-reindeer there are other reindeer names Santa has used (probably after the one of the originals were eaten during a usually harsh winter up there). That isn't even mentioning the Big White Boomers Santa uses in Australia.

I have shot and consumed several caribou. Pretty similar to reindeer. It's a good thing Santa only flys at night after legal shooting hours. Just sayin......:ninja:

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Originally Posted by terrym

I have shot and consumed several caribou. Pretty similar to reindeer. It's a good thing Sandra only flys at night after legal shooting hours. Just sayin......:ninja:

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Did the jolly old elf decide once he gets to Ontario, he can dress in drag?

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Originally Posted by Noseyarentcha

SANTAS reindeer.
They are special.
They fly.
Don't worry Dyth....Jaycee just pm me and told me that I can take the sleigh and the reindeer. After the loots unloaded then he's gonna come over to my place.....can't tell you what his plan is from there but he did ask me if I had 9 strong ropes....not sure what he needs those for.

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Not True! Not True! Not true!
As I said, the sleigh stays on my lawn as a decoration during the season , possession being 9/10 of the law, after that it is going up the road and around the corner to a good friends place who has a sugar bush and will use it to take people around his sugar bush for rides in the snow during maple syrup operations.
The kids will really love it , imagine riding around in Santa's original sleigh. lol.

Thank you for the kind wishes Sharon! Merry Christmas to you, yours and all the wonderful members of the OOD forums!

Edit: oh what the heck, in the spirit of the season merry Christmas to the pains in the butt too! :moose:

Just wanted to take a minute and get on board by wishing everyone a Merry Christmas as well...
May God bless us all.

Merry Christmas everyone, enjoy the holidays have fun stay safe and make the most of it!

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