Originally Posted by
Fenelon
You could, of course, be very childish and kind of turn it into a game (eg. something to do on one of those rainy Saturday mornings). Visit the gun desk when it's really busy, and tie-up one of the sales staff for a good hour. Purchase a grade V Beretta over/under, ammo, and maybe something like a Sako Finnlite, with Swarovski scope and rings. A pair of Leica binocs wouldn't hurt either. Let them do their bag search thing, then ask to see the manager. Tell him that you are "particularily not fond of their customer service attitude", and return the $7 box of cheap ammo, and decline the other $10K of goods you were going to purchase. When the manager's face goes white, ask him if he likes apples. When he says yes, you do the classic Goodwill line "you do? Well how do you like THEM apples"!".
Alternatively - get you and eight of your buddies to show up in the parking lot, Timmy's in hand. Best if everyone wears a ripped-up Dickies insulated tarten shirt, and an old pair of worn Carhart pants that has the arse ripped out of them. Everyone ditches their street boots and puts on their rubber field hunting boots. Now you open the Tupperware locker tub that you brought. Everyone takes turns coating their boots in the liquid pig e that fills the tub. All nine of you now hit the store, and browse the clothing section that has the nice carpeted floors. Act like you've been personally violated when they ask you to leave.