Originally Posted by
DGearyFTE
Butt Hole Tool.
Yup, there is a plastic gadget that you shove up the arse to pull out the anus (you can almost hear the cheesy announcer from KTel on this one).
So, there we are standing there after having shoved it up the arse of this large critter, turned it once as per the instructions and pulled it out. Hmmm...managed to get a lot of dung but pretty much nothing else. Now I am standing there with a large plastic dildo covered in animal fecus and no further ahead.
Now the two of us are scrambling cause neither one of use thought to bring string as a back up. Finally I gave up a part of my boot lace to tie off the arse so we didn't end up with a bunch of 'crap' all over the inside of the meat. Clearly my friend bought the wrong size or the critter in question was using the arse for something other than a dump.
Advice? just cut the arse out with a sharp knife and tie it...