Originally Posted by
Fenelon
Just to throw a wrench in the gears, the smartest dogs I've known in my life were all mutts. There must be something to be said about hybrid vigour. We're talking a dog that you could say "beer me Dude", and the mutt would walk into the kitchen, and grab you a Canadian out of the box. You'd ask him if he was hungry, and he'd moan/grumble "I'm hungry". You'd be on the crapper, laying some cordage, when you'd realize you were out of bowel towel. You'd yell "Dude....bring me some tickets", and he'd go to the pantry and bring you back a roll of ring wipe in his mouth. When you said the word "Ïrish", he'd bare his teeth and growl. Now that's a dog!