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Wondering if anyone have hunted recently (in the past few years)wolf with an outfitter in Ontario?
If so-would You be able to recommend someone?
I was playing with this idea for a long time(many years ago i almost went on 2 different occasion ).Just 2 days ago buddy of my buddy shot a really nice wolf around Elk Lake.
So-the "bug"came back to bite me..........:scream:
With vacation available due of many reasons(good and bad)i could spare a week early 2021 ,on wolf hunt.
Thank You
There was an outfitter in Kapuskasing that did wolf hunts. I think Canada in the Rough did a show with them.
That's a great offer. How many guys can you fit in the tent.lol
The more guys the warmer it is.
Peter Martin, Kap River Outfitters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam Menard
Palinka!.........Oh.....My.......God! My friend passed out and badly shat himself in an ice hut after drinking that hooch. He even had feces inside his Sorel boots! The one guy had got the stuff off his Babba grandma (I think see was Slovakian or Czech) who had made it in a still in the basement . He told us all "not to mess with this stuff as it packs a punch". Five glasses later, our buddy later said "it kinda snuck up on me" and he knew he was in serious trouble when he couldn't feel his lips anymore and he pissed all over himself when he left the hut to take a leak. We wrapped him in a poly tarp and put him in the truck cap for the ride home. His wife was not impressed. We unrolled the tarp on his driveway, kind of like a sausage roll, and there was her husband, covered in puke and diarrhea!. I remember her saying "that is DISGUSTING!" as the rest of us pissed ourselves laughing.
ROFLMAO ! There’s an imageQuote:
Originally Posted by Fenelon
Fenelon thanks for the laugh, I just about pissed myself reading that. Years ago a friend of ours gave us a bottle of that stuff at Christmas and I swear it would remove paint off of a car. I'm offering up the rest of the bottle if anyone wants it...
Best ever story for Palinka drinkers.Awesome.Thank You for it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenelon
Yep -that stuff can be strong,like really strong.
If done right,You do not feel it going down,but when halfway down-it burns.Pleasantly.Then You feel the smell of the fruit in You nose(if the palinka was made with fruits ,and was made right).
I am not much of palinka drinker,but some ppl just"soak it up"
Here is a story for You Fenelon as a trade and "payback" for your entertainment:
Second WW.
My uncle got drafted in by coercion/deception and force, to join up a group of Communist Partisans.You know -the ones later propagated socialism.
He had no choice and no way out.........
Anyhow-when the piecefull times came,shorty after the end of the war,my grandparents would send him a bottle of palinka.Big deal-end of war-big time have nots-yet he got something,which was worth "gold".
He offered immediately the whole thing to his superior Officer as a gift. My uncle was a smart guy!!!You can never be in to good books with Your boss.
Problem was-he offered it to an officer-who was not accustomed to it ,being from different culture.
Anyhow-after the first shot went down this officer's throat -the officer accused my uncle that he is trying to poison him!!!!
BIG problem,needless to say.He could be shot on spot-or Court Martialed for whatever......
So-my uncle told him-this is just what it is a- drink.
The officer demanded-prove it!
So my uncle drank the whole bottle of palinka on the spot(he was Young and he was sort of used to it-so he DID NOT DIE from it)But was stiff drunk and passed out after the bottle was empty..................
Needless to say-his officer realized this was just a gift, taken wrong ways...
cheers
I've had a few nips of good Palinka and it's good stuff. I don't think I'd want much more than half a shot glass. Kinda like a fruity vintage grappa. That brew that the old girl boiled up in her basement was not for the light of heart. It's 25 yeras later now and we still stay "Hey Ivano, what was the name again of that white lightning drink that made you shat your pants?. He just goes quiet and looks at the ground.
Haha ! That’s the type of thing one never lives down !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenelon
Hilarious !!!! Brings back memories !!
Hahahahaha hahahahah that was one of the best things I’ve read in a while and imaging the images in my mind we’re just as good lol
Alfoldivandor: I didn't realize there were so many flavours of Palinka. I've only had the plum based version. It definitely put hair on your chest!
marky.mark. This story is only the tip of the iceberg! Poor old Ivano has had some hilarious stuff happen to him over the years. The dude should probably contemplate giving up ice fishing. One of the better ones was when we had a hut out on Simcoe and we used to poop into a 5 gallon bucket instead of being a pig and leaving it on the ice. We had a corker of a day and we all managed to catch our two whitefish. These fish also went into the same black garbage bags. It was dark when we arrived back at the parking lot at Beaverton. I grabbed the bags and threw one into each guys truck as they were loading their skidoos. Three hours later I get a phone call and it's Ivano, yelling and swearing on the end of the phone. He called me every name in the book. Turns out I gave him our bag of poop by mistake. He had slit the bag and dumped it into the kitchen sink. His girlfriend almost puked when she saw the stack of brown logs and toilet paper, then she started crying. I wept on the other end of the phone, and if I remember correctly I had to pinch my parts with my thumb and forefinger or I would surely have pissed myself! Oh man.......them there were some good times!
The plum based palinka aged in small mulberry barrels brings good memories!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenelon
This was somewhere in Transylvania... the locals absolutely cherished this drink, and for all the good reasons. I really liked it, goes very well with the local aged sheep cheese and double-smoked pork fat.
The best is a matter of personal preference (plum palinka rules for me).Quote:
Originally Posted by alfoldivandor
Funniest thing I have ever read on this forum, by far! Man, that was a good story!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenelon
In my culture, Grappa is similar. When made properly, it is good, but when people (like many of my relatives) start making it in their garages, that's when the stuff gets a bad reputation. One relative gave me litres of homemade grappa. It was just terrible. I use it to light the fireplace when the wood doesn't want to cooperate. I have also used it in a camping stove when I ran out of methanol.Quote:
Originally Posted by alfoldivandor
Early in 2021 you should probably stay home, unless you can find something where you are isolated from others.
Hahaha, that stuff will kick your arse and you won't even feel it coming!Quote:
Originally Posted by rf2
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Now that's a great group of friends!! LOL. Did his marriage survive that event?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenelon
wow. what a turn this thread took!
At least it was a fun one, unlike others that get hijacked.Quote:
Originally Posted by punkrockerpj
That is just hilarious great start to the new year