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so i was wondering,if you knew u were being staked by a bear,andnew he was getting clse to attack,cold you rub your own feces all over you to stop him...or would it not matter at all.....would it put the bear off or would it not even phase him
like i said,possible stupid question,but one i have always pondered.
We'll if I new I was about to get attacked there would be no shortage of sh-t to rub on that's for sure!!!...
Better question is, would the rescue workers still help you when you look and smell like a giant turd?
I've always heard that humans have the worse stink of anything. Maybe your idea would be like putting ketsup on bologna.
I think he has been watching "The Lost World" when the "ape men" being held in the cage make moaning chants to attract t-rexs and smear poop on them self so the animals think they are just piles of dung.
"possible" stupid question ???
Personally I think I would rather be attacked. If you died you would probably be remembered forever by your family and friends. If you lived, you would be remembered by everyone in North America, since every radio station DJ would be talking about it.
You and Troy Hurtubise should collaborate on the next bear suit.
I love Ketchup on bolognaQuote:
Originally Posted by sawbill
Ya it should work. Might as well do it prior to every outing as a preventative measure.
Yup works awesome . Goood to keep flys away too .
TD
I hear it works. You may also want to try adding just a splash of urine for that little something extra.
Cabin fever is obviously setting in... Time to find some UV light fellas. :whacked: Gonna be a long winter.
Well I know for a fact , that northern chicks, really dig the smell of deet. Maybe being covered in poop, will deter bears and skitters....or....the bear poop smells like your poop?!:whacked:
ARE we running out of topics.............put this in humor section................good luck getting a ride home though
HAHAHA, wasn't gonna say it ....but thanks..no stupid questions here, some might get a good bashing from the forum members. This one as a point. I tend to carry my shotgun with me all the time, cleaner than and gives me a fighting chance. Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by MikePal
If you have to ask a question like this I'd love to steer you in the right direction.
A bear attack can happen quickly and unexpectedly so I suggest you rub yourself down real good before you go in the woods.
ALSO this is well documented - animals can sense fear
If you have these fears then the animals will sense it even if you try to disguise it with your own coverup.
Your coverup might not be strong enough!
Since there are quite a few members that have no fear of bears I'm sure that if you posted your address that we'd just mail you some stronger, more potent stuff. Also please post a few pics and maybe a video so we can make sure that you get the correct coverage.
here to help!
Or simply.
Q: Silly question?
A: Does a bear poop in the woods?
Silly answer: Might want to ask the last human who tried it, cause theres a good chance your rubbing whats left him all over you.
If you have time to, get the pants and stuff down, get the business out, and start rubbing, you probably had time to start making your exit...
Maybe I should replace my bear spray with some laxatives and a paint brush?
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while!!!