A bit of humour on a beautiful spring day

[Bo D]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. He asked him, “what are the clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has one. Every time you tell a lie the hands on the clock will move.”
Oh said the man. “Whose clock is that one?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
”Incredible,” said the man.
“Thats Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that he, Abe told only two lies on his entire life.”
”Where is Trudeau’s clock ?”
”His clock is in Jesus office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

[bellerivercrossbowhunter]

priceless! and true! lol