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Thread: bear attack possible stupid question....

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    Default bear attack possible stupid question....

    so i was wondering,if you knew u were being staked by a bear,andnew he was getting clse to attack,cold you rub your own feces all over you to stop him...or would it not matter at all.....would it put the bear off or would it not even phase him
    like i said,possible stupid question,but one i have always pondered.

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    We'll if I new I was about to get attacked there would be no shortage of sh-t to rub on that's for sure!!!...

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    Better question is, would the rescue workers still help you when you look and smell like a giant turd?

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    I've always heard that humans have the worse stink of anything. Maybe your idea would be like putting ketsup on bologna.

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    I think he has been watching "The Lost World" when the "ape men" being held in the cage make moaning chants to attract t-rexs and smear poop on them self so the animals think they are just piles of dung.
    Take the warning labels off. Darwin will solve the problem.

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    "possible" stupid question ???
    Arte et marte (By Skill and by Fighting)...The RCEME motto

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    Personally I think I would rather be attacked. If you died you would probably be remembered forever by your family and friends. If you lived, you would be remembered by everyone in North America, since every radio station DJ would be talking about it.
    Eat Moose......12000 wolves can't be wrong!:moose:

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    You and Troy Hurtubise should collaborate on the next bear suit.
    Get the net...Get the net...Get the net!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sawbill View Post
    I've always heard that humans have the worse stink of anything. Maybe your idea would be like putting ketsup on bologna.
    I love Ketchup on bologna

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    Ya it should work. Might as well do it prior to every outing as a preventative measure.

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