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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveBates View Post
    Lol, after what we eat and the amount at the camp it's for sure thing. I like the ones when no ones around and I still giggle like a kid. Ill laugh at farts til I'm 90 if I last that long. This thread reminded me my aunt used to tell my sister and I when we were young to fart in a jar and save em! Lol. I'm gigglin' as I type.
    Giggled as I read it. I guess we both suffer from the same mental disorder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenelon View Post
    Re: farting in the jar. I'm 47 years old, and I still fart into a pickle, or mayonaise jar, then spent $15 of my own hard-earned money to Purolate it out to my younger brother in Regina. Doesn't really phase me, I just figured it's something brothers got to do.
    Re: soiling yourself on the stand - you're not a real man until you've done it at least twice. I have an old ripped-up Dickies insulated "Kinmount Dinner Jacket" (sometimes called a "Burnt River Courting Shirt") that's covered in roofing tar, trapping lure, and God knows what else. The fabric tartan is missing from both arms, having been cut off with a Buck knife when the "Timmy's mudslides" hit while on the stand. Makes top-notch arse wipe. Both arms are now just white polyester pillow stuffing. My wife just shakes her head if i wear it in to town. Lots of life still left in the jacket - can either cut the arms and make a vest, or use the back and front for at least two more good "barks"!



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    LMFAO!!!! I can just picture the shirt. And her reaction...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 35wailin View Post
    Giggled as I read it. I guess we both suffer from the same mental disorder.
    same here!! I face hurts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by topher View Post
    Don't want to know what you were busted doing in the woods....
    Making bait piles
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    Quote Originally Posted by pdhenderson View Post
    Making bait piles
    Btw.. I found your face book profile...
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    I usually carry bowel towel with me, but first week of deer season this year, I dropped my pack to take a loop trail that takes all of an hour round trip. Sure enough, when I got to the point of no return, here comes the cramps and grumbles. It wasn't the first time I pulled out the knife and cut the drawrs in half.

    My deer partner still laughs about the time we were duck hunting and I had to heed the call and let 'er hang over the side of the boat. Good thing we were back a few yards in the reeds or cat-tails...

    I seem to somehow lose a set of drawrs in the bush about every second year on average.

    I usually let the pressure rip when out and about. You never know when a buck will grunt back. Probably scares the bears away as well...
    Last edited by 35wailin; December 4th, 2014 at 08:24 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by topher View Post
    Btw.. I found your face book profile...

    My profile is marked private! How?


    35wailin....thats too funny
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    He also told me to wait until we got to shore. I said sorry, my boat, my call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 35wailin View Post
    He also told me to wait until we got to shore. I said sorry, my boat, my call.
    Oh Geez, I laughed aloud at that!
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    Where's LIR, must get her comment on this.

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