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    For those of my generation who do not comprehend why Facebook exists:

    I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

    Therefore,
    every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.



    I give them pictures
    of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.



    I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.


    And it works! Just like Facebook.


    I already have four people following me: two undercover police
    officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.
    If you keep doing what you've always done. You'll keep getting what you've always got!
    Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Ain't that the truth LOL. It never ceases to amaze me how completely wrapped up people become with Facebook.....like anyone else gives a rat's a** what they're doing at any given time. I just don't get it. Like,who the he** cares?
    Society needs to stop bending to the will of the delusional.

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    Perfect!

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    That's funny
    Life is to short to hunt with a ugly dog
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    That's so funny and its so true.
    Last edited by fishhawk; August 8th, 2017 at 04:51 PM.

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    Too funny and so true.

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    Hahaha... as a non-Facebook person I find that one hilarious.
    "where a man feels at home, outside of where he's born, is where he's meant to go"
    ​- Ernest Hemingway

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    Quote Originally Posted by SK33T3R View Post
    For those of my generation who do not comprehend why Facebook exists:

    I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

    Therefore,
    every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.



    I give them pictures
    of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.



    I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.


    And it works! Just like Facebook.


    I already have four people following me: two undercover police
    officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.
    Give them all the pictures of your guns and watch the drama of lifetime - Chow

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    Well if you feel that way about FB then stay off it...simple solution...we love it, as it provides a nice way to see what friends and family are doing that live in other countries etc! You can set your parameters and control the content your FB page receives. We now live in an electronic age, hell you are on here aren't you...embrace it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    It sure cuts down on the old long distance phone bill!

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