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    2213 Bias A hunters visit to victria secrets ....

    A hunter stops on his way home at a Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He's been gone 2 weeks.

    He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.

    Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, He's been hunting quite a while .... and takes it home.

    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

    Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea.

    It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.

    I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

    She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

    He never heard the shot.

    Funeral on Thursday at Noon .

    Closed coffin.
    Last edited by SK33T3R; August 13th, 2017 at 03:07 PM.
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    Thanks sk33t3r! Needed a giggle

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    Good One

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    Ha ha good one
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    ROFLMBO !!
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    OUCH ! .... My wife didn't think it was funny ?

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