A Horriable Way To Die - Poor Dinky

[JoePa]

Let me give you a little background - there was this guy who everybody called Dinky - I think his real name was Eugene but I'm not sure - He was a small guy - probably weighted about 130 pounds soak and wet - He as living with a gal named Bertha who weighted in at a good 360 pounds - behind her back people called her Big Bertha but nobody had the courage to call her that to her face - Bertha looked like she would be a formidable opponent

Seeing them together was kinda funny - I saw them at the local super market some time back - Dinky was pushing the cart behind Bertha as she waddled down the isle putting junk food into the cart - out in the parking lot Dinky showed that he was a gentleman - after putting the groceries into the van he opened the door for Bertha and helped her stuff herself into the passenger seat - immediately that side of the van sank a couple feet - Dinky had a hard time getting into the driver's seat because it was up so high - he could have use a small stool - when they drove away Dinky must have thought he was driving on the side of a hill

Well anyway - believe it or not - Big Bertha is on trial for murder - from what has come out in the trial so far it sounds like Dinky was running around with a 200 pounder he met at Lucky Eddie's place down the street where he was a regular - according to the paper what happened was Dinky come home one evening as usual half in the bag. He fell asleep on the couch - snoring away - Big Bertha had just found out that Dinky was cheating on her and was really really pissed - so in a fit of anger she dropped her drawers on sat on his face - suffocating him - ouch

At the trial the coroner said that he has examined hundreds of dead bodies but has never seen one with such a horrible expression on its face - a doctor attempted to describe what is was like when Dinky took his last few breaths - complete confusion and horror - he must have thought it was the end of the world - the prosecution even showed the jury the cushion from the couch where you could still see the impression of Dinky's head - the fact that Big Bertha wasn't a frequent bather wasn't bought up

Big Bertha claimed that it was an accident - she didn't see Dinky sleeping on the couch when she sat on his face with a family size bag of chips to watch TV - there wasn't any witnesses except for her cat - and he ain't talking

The big problem with this trial is that the jury is made up of heavy weights and some people think that this will influence the outcome of the trial - In the meantime the jury has been deliberating for 2 weeks and eating up storm - some people think that the food bill being racked up each day will bankrupt the county - it has gotten so bad that it seems no one is even thinking about poor Dinky anymore

One thing worth mentioning is the fact that Lucky Eddie's was closed on the day of the funeral - out of respect - several of his buddies acted as pallbearers - they all appeared to be somewhat shaken and emotionally stressed - they may have had a few before the service - dropping the casket coming down the steps kinda indicated that - the trial is still going one - I'll let you know what happens

[trimmer21]

Yep,it's terrible way to go,alright.LOL

[seabast]

Good one Joe!


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