Alternative if you're NOT on Facebook

[SK33T3R]

For those of my generation who do not comprehend why Facebook exists:

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore,
every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.


I give them pictures
of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.


I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.


And it works! Just like Facebook.


I already have four people following me: two undercover police
officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

[trimmer21]

Ain't that the truth LOL. It never ceases to amaze me how completely wrapped up people become with Facebook.....like anyone else gives a rat's a** what they're doing at any given time. I just don't get it. Like,who the he** cares?

[Big Jack]

Perfect!

[sambo]

That's funny

[fishhawk]

That's so funny and its so true.

[skypilot]

Too funny and so true.

[GW11]

Hahaha... as a non-Facebook person I find that one hilarious.

[Major B21]

For those of my generation who do not comprehend why Facebook exists:

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore,
every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.


I give them pictures
of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.


I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.


And it works! Just like Facebook.


I already have four people following me: two undercover police
officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

Give them all the pictures of your guns and watch the drama of lifetime - Chow

[Brampton Mike]

Well if you feel that way about FB then stay off it...simple solution...we love it, as it provides a nice way to see what friends and family are doing that live in other countries etc! You can set your parameters and control the content your FB page receives. We now live in an electronic age, hell you are on here aren't you...embrace it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fishermccann]

It sure cuts down on the old long distance phone bill!