Hunting Buddies :)

[MikePal]

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer-hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were longtime members of a hunting camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain’t Stanley.”

The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain’t Stanley.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two a-holes.”

“What! Two a-holes ?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, we never seen ’em, but everybody used to say, there’s Stanley with them two a-holes.”

[benjhind]

I'm guessing 's' is supposed to be a bit of human anatomy that might be an expletive? Censored by the site?

[boogaloo]

Two sphincters???

[MikePal]

I'm guessing 's' is supposed to be a bit of human anatomy that might be an expletive? Censored by the site?

ah yes..censorship..didn't notice..fixed...

[cousineauwill]

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer-hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were longtime members of a hunting camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain’t Stanley.”

The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain’t Stanley.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two a-holes.”

“What! Two a-holes ?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, we never seen ’em, but everybody used to say, there’s Stanley with them two a-holes.”

Good one!

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[JMatthews]

Thanks! I just sent this to a few of my buddies...and put in their names!

[ysyg]

Thanks for passing that one along. It’s a dandy.