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    A man with two buckets of fish was leaving a lake well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

    The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

    "Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

    "Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this lake and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."

    "That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"

    "No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the lake.

    "Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

    The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

    "Well, what?" the man asked.

    "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.

    "Call who back?" the man asked.

    "The FISH."

    "What fish?"
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    Well I'm sure a charge of transporting live fish or since he claimed ownership a charge of releasing live fish can be made. In any case breaking the rules is no joking matter.
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    OMG... It was a joke... A funny joke at that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo D View Post
    OMG... It was a joke... A funny joke at that...
    Now that's funny
    Time in the outdoors is never wasted

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