Ice breaker

[Highlander 61]

Hello y’all, I’ve been following the board for quite a few years now but have never really posted or introduced myself so I thought I would start off with a hunting story.

was a few years back now I was hunting with my cousin for the annual rifle hunt for deer, now our strategy is mainly still hunting, and on this particular day we were spread out over 2 oak ridges parallel to each other hoping to bump a deer and one of us getting a shot. It was about an hour into the hunt that I hear a yell from my cousin (Big Buck), within a split second my rifle went up to my shoulder the beautiful 8 pointer ran in front of me and down went the deer. Ya ya. Now this is where the story gets interesting. So as I’m standing over the buck and getting ready to gut the deer my cousin joins to assist, congratulated me and said I’ll be right back and goes running over the ridge looking like he’s trying to shove a cork in his #ss . It’s been 15 min I’m done cleaning out the deer and my cousin still isn’t back I’m getting worried, I go over the ridge looking for him and there he is passed out pants to his ankles taking a sh#t. Now being the guy I am I try to play a little joke with him, so I grab some guts from the deer and leave them looking like he sh#t them out. I’m back at the deer I let off a shot and a few minutes later he comes over the ridge as white as a ghost, I ask what’s wrong, he reply’s dude I had to sh#t so bad that I sh#t my guts out, I respond, seriously are you ok, he responds back ya I think I’ll be ok I took my 2 fingers and shoved my guts right back up.

[Ata83]

ugh I knew I should have stopped reading mid way lolol

[Articcat]

too funny

[MihajloSimsic]

I'll add this to the list of things I didn't need to hear today lmao.