You Waiting For Your Package

[JoePa]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/train-thi...wn-los-angeles - if you ordered something and it didn't arrive maybe it is here

[impact]

Whatever happened to simply deploying vicious dogs?
Oh wait, never mind. The perps would be suing for dog bites....lol

Side note: A UPS driver actually stole my new laptop last month.

I was tracking the delivery online when the flag on it turned to delivered with a time stamp.
Unknown to him is that my security camera recorded him pulling in front of my driveway, getting out to scan the parcel and then driving away. All in a period of 30 seconds.
He never even made an attempt to come up the driveway...lol

He claimed that he must have delivered to a wrong address but I live in a rural area and pretty darn difficult mistake to make.
UPS and the shipper made good on a replacement.
I have not seen him in the area since....lol