what do you think about this one ??????

[Kilo Charlie]

I'm still in denial.

[Hawtree Hunter]

That's what my wife calls me.
But I do not have enough guns , still need a couple more.

I've repeatedly explained to my wife that I don't need any more guns, but I want more guns. She keeps asking how many do I have, I tell her to guess and she's usually about 10 guns to low, so I say fine, we'll go with your number. I've been married to her for 42 years, and the most valuable lesson I've learned during that time is "happy wife, happy life". She likes to go to Las Vegas, so I take her there 4 or 5 times every year and do everything she want to do. When I want a new rifle, I just hint that since Vegas was for her, the new rifle is for me - but very delicately. I average a minimum of one new rifle every year and I'm still married, so I guess that works.