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February 15th, 2015, 03:53 PM
#31
"And why is it,so many men seem to need a "special day" to remind them to do special things for their wives? " J BEN
Because men are brain dead most of the time when it comes to knowing what a woman needs .
There needs to be a day to get their attention.
A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000." The men smirked, but one of the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied,” the female brain is less because it has been used."
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That"s the owner."
** No nasty PMs please. I'm teasing you.
Last edited by Sharon; February 15th, 2015 at 04:02 PM.
" We are more than our gender, skin color, class, sexuality or age; we are unlimited potential, and can not be defined by one label." quote A. Bartlett
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February 15th, 2015 03:53 PM
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February 15th, 2015, 04:04 PM
#32
Originally Posted by
Sharon
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
Or perhaps the blonde cannot find the handle because it is painted the same colour as the door....
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February 15th, 2015, 04:41 PM
#33
LOL Very good . ( Thank fully , I'm not blond e anymore but rather white.)
" We are more than our gender, skin color, class, sexuality or age; we are unlimited potential, and can not be defined by one label." quote A. Bartlett
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February 15th, 2015, 05:07 PM
#34
Low blow, you aren't playing fair. Come on Sharon, give some of us credit.
SkyBlue Big Game Blueticks
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February 15th, 2015, 05:15 PM
#35
Dont buy into that day either. Got a wife who doesn't as well - which is a huge part of why she's the bride.
We did walk around an adult store last night... Didn't buy anything so I'm not sure where that falls within the valentines realm of involvement. Lol
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February 15th, 2015, 05:20 PM
#36
The most crucial thing about Valentine's Day is understanding the importance of certain four letter words, the most important of which is LOVE. Closely followed by DEER, BEER, GUNS, and FISH.
You’re lucky to have the gear you already have. Some people wish they had stuff as nice as the stuff you think isn’t good enough. - Bill Heavey
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February 15th, 2015, 05:29 PM
#37
" We are more than our gender, skin color, class, sexuality or age; we are unlimited potential, and can not be defined by one label." quote A. Bartlett
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February 15th, 2015, 05:38 PM
#38
I wish I could say I made it up, but I got it from a Facebook meme 
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You’re lucky to have the gear you already have. Some people wish they had stuff as nice as the stuff you think isn’t good enough. - Bill Heavey
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February 16th, 2015, 09:02 PM
#39
Well Sharon if you know me..there are always two (or more) ways to look at the same thing.
Theres a saying.
When men hit mid life we buy cars, boats, crotch rockets………Women buy lawyers.
Statistically proven.
75% of all divorces (50% of people will get divorced, that doesn't include separations or common law, just legal divorces) are initiated by women. Two ways to look at that sad stat.
Figure it out boys
Last edited by JBen; February 16th, 2015 at 09:06 PM.
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February 16th, 2015, 10:03 PM
#40
JBen now that's the truth,My wife and I are the last of our friends that are still together the rest are splits ville and all initiated by the women
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