Thanks guys and ladies. Farewell to all.

[standup]

Originally Posted by JoePa
Well let me just say this - some suggested you get professional advice - I agree and I'm going to give it to you for nothing - when you get down to it - from the beginning it was meant that women were not to do certain things - women aren't built to go hunting plain and simple - if they were they would have been made so that they have an easier way to take a leak in the bush -

OH God I think I wet myself. You Go Joe. You da man

[Fox]

Please tell me you're joking.

I doubt he is.

Reminds me of a guy I hunted with who said that women were not welcome, I really enjoy hunting with my wife, I have to walk her through a lot of things still but then again I started shooting at 5 and was in the bush hunting with dad at 10, she started at 27.

[TPM]

Well let me just say this - some suggested you get professional advice - I agree and I'm going to give it to you for nothing - when you get down to it - from the beginning it was meant that women were not to do certain things - women aren't built to go hunting plain and simple - if they were they would have been made so that they have an easier way to take a leak in the bush -

Hey Joe, as usual technology has taken care of that problem. And these don't have a problem with shrinkage if it's too cold out.

http://www.shewee.ca/

http://www.cabelas.ca/product/37128/...ination-device

[JoePa]

Well men - goes to show you that I wasn't the only person realizing that the gals had a very big problem - TPM - thanks for the Cabela's item - now I know what to buy Sharon for Christmas -

[TPM]

My wife uses them and they work great, you'll just have to give her a lesson on wind direction first

[Rugger]

Well men - goes to show you that I wasn't the only person realizing that the gals had a very big problem - TPM - thanks for the Cabela's item - now I know what to buy Sharon for Christmas -

Depends on who they are married to!
(Take that however you want )

[standup]

Hey neat story time
When I was still on the floor working they had us Water/sand blasting these huge sectional water gates. Anyhoo, we're out in a yard where the sun gets in and the breeze don't, and You're double leathered head to toe. 30 pound air helmet on. I mean the amount of water you'd go through was just insane. So our compressor can not keep a fuse in one of the phases to save your soul. I being the lead on the job called the electrical manager to send someone to solve this issue. So in comes the truck. It's Mary. Mary would have been about my age (At that time 35ish) So gets looking at the compressor. The others from my crew went back to the plant to get some stuff. Just me and Mary. Mary worked and lived doing main/labour on a ship for 9 years. Mary's facial hair was superior to mine. Anyway I haven't sweat in like an hour so it's looking for somewhere to go. I go over to where we had these sectionals stacked with my back TO WHERE MARY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!! and start relieving. As I'm finishing I look 8 feet over beside me and there it is with you know what spread with fingers and a fine stream. You might say Mary was ahead of her time. An innovator of sorts

[Sharon]

Well men - goes to show you that I wasn't the only person realizing that the gals had a very big problem - TPM - thanks for the Cabela's item - now I know what to buy Sharon for Christmas -

I'll be waiting for my package Joe.

[Fox]

I'll be waiting for my package Joe.

Thanks Sharon, sent my mind to the gutter early, ha ha ha.

[MarkB]

I've just read the post for the first time. I have only 2 comments to make:

1) Can I suggest some marriage counseling?

2) I'm still trying to determine if this is a late April Fool's Day joke or not...