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January 17th, 2016, 07:03 AM
#1
Aging
Barb was lying in bed one night. Lee was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me...
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled
down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."
Angrily, Lee threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?" Barb asked..
“To get my teeth!"
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January 17th, 2016 07:03 AM
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January 17th, 2016, 08:17 AM
#2
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, Teach a man to fish and he eats for the rest of his life"
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January 18th, 2016, 03:44 PM
#3
Don't knock it too much, many never get to complain about the aches and pains of old age. Soon many may not enjoy the uninformed bliss of youth.
Take the warning labels off. Darwin will solve the problem.
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January 18th, 2016, 03:45 PM
#4
Trust me, getting old is no fun!
Last edited by Brampton Mike; January 19th, 2016 at 08:15 AM.
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January 19th, 2016, 01:51 AM
#5

Originally Posted by
Brampton Mike
Trust getting old is no fun!
No you have it all wrong.. "BEING" old is no fun. Getting there gives you stories to tell, scars to show, and hopefully the humbled heart that remembers the absent ones.
Take the warning labels off. Darwin will solve the problem.
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January 19th, 2016, 07:05 AM
#6
Not that old yet! Thanks for posting.
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January 19th, 2016, 03:07 PM
#7

Originally Posted by
Brampton Mike
Trust me, getting old is no fun!
Getting old is fine as long as you still have the health to still do the things you enjoy outdoors. If not
" We are more than our gender, skin color, class, sexuality or age; we are unlimited potential, and can not be defined by one label." quote A. Bartlett
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January 19th, 2016, 03:11 PM
#8
I heard some one say the "getting old , is not for sissy's ".
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January 19th, 2016, 07:24 PM
#9
It's surprising how fast one can go downhill. Enjoy while you can.....
I'm just waiting for warmer weather, like minus 8-9......