What NOT to do in the outdoors

What should you NEVER do in the outdoors? 🚫
Comment your thoughts below and we’ll run a list in print and/or online at oodmag.com.

Never make out in the woods assuming no hunters are watching.

Take a leak in a mosquito infested swamp while looking for the trout pond.

Never forget to bring toilet paper.

If you're going for a bear poop, make sure the foliage under your butt isn't poison ivy.

Trespass.

Forget to bring a compass - it's awkward when you have to eat your friends.

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Originally Posted by Species8472

Forget to bring a compass - it's awkward when you have to eat your friends.

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Too funny

Litter

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Originally Posted by Fisherman

If you're going for a bear poop, make sure the foliage under your butt isn't poison ivy.

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Or rattlesnakes [emoji16][emoji16]

Never use pine cones as toilet paper. Told my wife once to just use a pine cone, just one of the many reasons she doesn't go camping with me any more (She also didn't like me dancing in the canoe). :)

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Originally Posted by greatwhite

Never use pine cones as toilet paper. Told my wife once to just use a pine cone, just one of the many reasons she doesn't go camping with me any more (She also didn't like me dancing in the canoe). :)

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Could have been worse John she could have steered you to the poison ivy leaves.

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