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May 9th, 2025, 08:01 AM
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What NOT to do in the outdoors
What should you NEVER do in the outdoors? 🚫
Comment your thoughts below and we’ll run a list in print and/or online at oodmag.com.
What can I but enumerate old themes,
First that sea-rider Oisin led by the nose
Through three enchanted islands, allegorical dreams,
Vain gaiety, vain battle, vain repose,
Themes of the embittered heart, or so it seems.
-- "The Circus Animals’ Desertion" by William Butler Yeats
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May 9th, 2025 08:01 AM
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May 9th, 2025, 11:53 AM
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Never make out in the woods assuming no hunters are watching.
If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and nobody hears it,you should probably still get rid of your chainsaw. Just sayin'....
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May 9th, 2025, 12:57 PM
#3
Take a leak in a mosquito infested swamp while looking for the trout pond.
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May 9th, 2025, 02:29 PM
#4
Never forget to bring toilet paper.
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If you're going for a bear poop, make sure the foliage under your butt isn't poison ivy.
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Forget to bring a compass - it's awkward when you have to eat your friends.
The wilderness is not a stadium where I satisfy my ambition to achieve, it is the cathedral where I worship.