Stay Off My Stands

[Ravenhunter]

What a pos.

[Mattones]

I am sorry to hear someone hunts your stands. Is there a way you can contact the other guys and get together for a coffee? Discuss game plans and you're situation.

[DanO]

I think the biggest problem is the hunter that sits in my stand on the wrong wind. One mistake will stink a good stand out and I'll never know why I'm not seeing much on that stand. I don't like the fact that he's using my stand but screwing it up for me is even more insulting.
Dan O.

[Ravenhunter]

Bingo!

[skipper]

I think any hunter who sits in other peoples stand have no idea about hunter ethics I think they have no right to even have a hunting license. I have no idea how anyone can think this is ok Is like taking someones atv and say well u were not using it is what is thee problem.. Problem being is not yours so leave your -------------- hands off

[Ravenhunter]

I think any hunter who sits in other peoples stand have no idea about hunter ethics I think they have no right to even have a hunting license. I have no idea how anyone can think this is ok Is like taking someones atv and say well u were not using it is what is thee problem.. Problem being is not yours so leave your -------------- hands off

You nailed it.

[TPM]

I think any hunter who sits in other peoples stand have no idea about hunter ethics I think they have no right to even have a hunting license. I have no idea how anyone can think this is ok Is like taking someones atv and say well u were not using it is what is thee problem.. Problem being is not yours so leave your -------------- hands off

That about sums it up.

[Fenelon]

It's pretty much a no-brainer to me. If some anus is ignorant enough to use your stand after you've done all the work , then a bit of old fashioned "circumstantial punishment" is definitely due. I realize it's normally very childish to mess with someone's immune system, but hey, what the hell!

We did this one on two baited bear stands we had up on crown land. Worked like a charm. Pretty much what they call "good, clean fun that you can't put a dollar value on".

Get yourself a couple of pair of disposable surgical gloves. Now go cut yourself about 2 lbs of poison ivy stalk. Don't waste your time with any the remaining leaves, as the plant is now in translocation mode and the highest volatile resin content is in the main stem cambium. Now grind those stems into a fine mush paste, to resemble creamed horseradish sauce. You should be whistling as you do this. Pop the mush, with all the juice concentrate, into an old margarine tub.
At your stand, don another pair of gloves, and liberally coat anything on your stand that would receive body contact from a user (climbing pegs, ladder rungs, shooting rail, shooting rail adjust knobs, seat cushion, platform base). Do a little bit of fancy extra whistling as you coat the bottom 6 feet, and the top 6 feet, of your hanging gun retrieval rope. Use a J-cloth rag, and make sure you paste the tree bark for four feet above the platform seat level (where the person's back and neck will rest).
Now open the little backpack you've carried into the bush. Remove the Penthouse/Hustler skin mag that you picked up at the 7-Eleven). You've already done some preamble prep on this mag, using a resin-impregnated j-cloth that was dampened with resin. You used a hairdryer to dry the pages). Leave the mag inside a garbage bag, under the seat, Make sure the neck of the bag is well coated in resin too. Now go home and feel good about yourself.
Chances are the prick using your stand, even once, will be admitted to Emerg for life-threatening contact dermatitis. The type that requires I.V. systemic corticosteroids, and time off work. He'll be coated in resin every time he touches his gear, unless he does the math and cleans every piece of his equipment, right down to his car keys, and the extended cab upholstery in his truck.
Only real drawback is you'll render that stand useless, until you take it down, and power wash it with industrial strength detergent and degreaser.
Dave

[Ravenhunter]

Lmao. Remind me to never piss you off. I thought about just removing the bottom rung of the ladder and taking it home.

[trimmer21]

It's pretty much a no-brainer to me. If some anus is ignorant enough to use your stand after you've done all
someone's immune system, but hey, what the hell!

We did this one on two baited bear stands we had up on crown land. Worked like a charm. Pretty much what they call "good, clean fun that you can't put a dollar value on".

Get yourself a couple of pair of disposable surgical gloves. Now go cut yourself about 2 lbs of poison ivy stalk. Don't waste your time with any the remaining leaves, as the plant is now in translocation mode and the highest volatile resin content is in the main stem cambium. Now grind those stems into a fine mush paste, to resemble creamed horseradish sauce. You should be whistling as you do this. Pop the mush, with all the juice concentrate, into an old margarine tub.
At your stand, don another pair of gloves, and liberally coat anything on your stand that would receive body contact from a user (climbing pegs, ladder rungs, shooting rail, shooting rail adjust knobs, seat cushion, platform base). Do a little bit of fancy extra whistling as you coat the bottom 6 feet, and the top 6 feet, of your hanging gun retrieval rope. Use a J-cloth rag, and make sure you paste the tree bark for four feet above the platform seat level (where the person's back and neck will rest).
Now open the little backpack you've carried into the bush. Remove the Penthouse/Hustler skin mag that you picked up at the 7-Eleven). You've already done some preamble prep on this mag, using a resin-impregnated j-cloth that was dampened with resin. You used a hairdryer to dry the pages). Leave the mag inside a garbage bag, under the seat, Make sure the neck of the bag is well coated in resin too. Now go home and feel good about yourself.
Chances are the prick using your stand, even once, will be admitted to Emerg for life-threatening contact dermatitis. The type that requires I.V. systemic corticosteroids, and time off work. He'll be coated in resin every time he touches his gear, unless he does the math and cleans every piece of his equipment, right down to his car keys, and the extended cab upholstery in his truck.
Only real drawback is you'll render that stand useless, until you take it down, and power wash it with industrial strength detergent and degreaser.
Dave

Friends have always told me that I should have been a psychiatrist. I would much sooner fcuk with their heads and make them nuts. It's a lot less work and infinitely more fun,but,I like your approach. LOL